Sure, you're thinking "lime is too much beach for the sands of my soul" and "platinum is a measure too fancy for my solid gold heart" but what you aren't seeing is that you are a true emerald. A green gem. You're the only thing stopping yourself from being yourself to your heart's hot content. So go ahead, grab life by the swinging emeralds and pour yourself a glass of yes please!
You are a true hero, and you're ready to trample the past.
It can be scary to drink your way into the future of the past, but don't worry, we're here to ease your transition.
Just follow these easy steps to make your family proud of you!
Open a Budlight Lime
Pour 1/2 of the Budlight Lime into a pint glass
Open a Budlight Platinum
Pour half of the Budlight Platinum into the same pint glass
Enjoy!
You are the dreamer of dreams! The tender of bars, in a way no one can argue with.
Listen, no one is asking you to do anything crazy. This is going to make you a ton of (probably American) money.
This is going to be SOOPER EZ, so just do it:
Open a Budlight Lime
Pour 1/2 of the Budlight Lime into a pint glass
Open a Budlight Platinum
Pour half of the Budlight Platinum into the same pint glass
Make another Budlight Emerald by pouring the rest of each bottle into another glass.
Drink the second Budlight Emerald and scream "I am it!"